Things I dream about doing to this truck…

imageIt’s lived down the street from us for several years. The folks at this house are perfectly inoffensive. They’re quiet, and they keep their yard as pristine as the shiny red pickup.

But every time I see it I want to paint red over the word on the side and put in a new word. Possibilities I’ve considered:

+estrogen
+norepinephrine
+testosterone
+maybe just flat-out “cojones.”

Of course, I’m not a vandal. But the fantasy keeps me amused.

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