I’ve been wanting to get a photo of this sign for years. We pass it every time we drive through the Flint Hills to get to Wichita, which we were doing at least once a year even before The Boy started college there.
It’s pretty likely I have a really stupid sense of humor…but here are just a few of the questions/comebacks that run through my mind when I see this highway sign:
- All the cows I know prefer pencils.
- Cattle can’t even read. How are they supposed to know where to go to get their pens?
- Cattle have terrible handwriting – there is no sense making a special place for them to get pens.
- There’s no way cattle can hold pens – they don’t even have opposable thumbs!
There. I’ve got it out of my system.