Horrible humpday haikus

Hump day’s a gross term;

But when alliterating,

quite necessary.

***

Snot is in the sink.

Next I’ll find some toenails in

my best coffee cup.

***
Drive to the landfill.

Dismiss the horrors of the

nasty old bathroom.

***
Showering at night

Feels great at the time but then

crap hair next morning.

A butt-pain at work

is about to leave our place.

Not a bit too soon.

***
Chick peas and onions

fried up in the morning are

making me feel ill.

Watched “In Bruges” last night.

Funny and poignant, but sad.

Lots of dead people.

***
Sun and thick green plants

Create a lush canvas here.

Hope your Wednesday’s** great!
**Please go with the two-syllable pronunciation of Wednesday. Thank you.

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