Step 1: Decide to dress rather nicely, in an attempt to boost your mood. Put on a dear pink sweater you don’t wear often. Look in mirror. Immediately recoil in disgust as the sweater makes you look drab and shapeless. Think to self “What on earth possessed me to buy this piece of sacking? How did I ever let myself out in public looking like this?”
Step 2: Take off sweater and toss it on the bed, planning to burn it at a later time. Notice that sweater seems to have a v-neck, which was not apparent ten seconds previously while you were looking in the mirror.
Step 3: Put sweater on right-way-round.
Lesson: Drink more coffee tomorrow before attempting to get dressed.