My parents went to the fair and all they brought me was this plug-ignorant t-shirt.

For some reason our son went to a county fair over the weekend near his university. Don’t know why…I could have told him it wouldn’t be his kind of scene. Maybe he was collecting sociological data. Anyway, he sent us these little gems from one of the booths on offer. I can only imagine his expression of dumb-struck horror as he looked on:



And so, a little quiz:

The t-shirts in these photos were manufactured in 

A. Texas

B. Kansas

C. A high-security prison

D. Any or all of the above; where else would you find such brilliant and biting aphorisms?

The models wearing these little beauties are

A. Headless plastic mannequins

B. Gun nuts who discovered too late that the best way to blow your own head off is to own a gun

C. Both A and B – there’s really not that much difference

The best thing to do if you ever run across this particular retailer yourself is to

A. Walk away slowly, with your hands up

B. Stand your ground

C. Draw, pardner! It’s a gunfight at the O.K. Corral!

D. Relocate to a state that is not controlled by gun-loving cretins. Immediately.

A quiz  score of 100% will earn you the right to never, ever in your life be forced to wear any of the t-shirts pictured above. Good luck!

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