A brief study of the wolf spider. 

 

image credit: wolfspiders.org

What’s missing from this chart:

  1. Wolf spiders are not cartoons. They are creatures of pure evil, whose only purpose in life is to scare the living crap out of you.
  2. Wolf spiders the size of a nickel can completely derail the class of 5th and 6th graders you’re trying to teach, for a good 5 minutes.
  3. Wolf spiders the size of a quarter lie in wait for you later in the day under a nice comfy pillow on the couch, forcing you to resolve never to sit on that couch again until that sneaky bastard is cornered and removed/smashed.

And that’s all I have to share about wolf spiders. Thank you.

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