What’s missing from this chart:
- Wolf spiders are not cartoons. They are creatures of pure evil, whose only purpose in life is to scare the living crap out of you.
- Wolf spiders the size of a nickel can completely derail the class of 5th and 6th graders you’re trying to teach, for a good 5 minutes.
- Wolf spiders the size of a quarter lie in wait for you later in the day under a nice comfy pillow on the couch, forcing you to resolve never to sit on that couch again until that sneaky bastard is cornered and removed/smashed.
And that’s all I have to share about wolf spiders. Thank you.