A couple of thoughts for the weekend house guests of our next door neighbors, two gentlemen who enjoyed a far-reaching discussion outdoors, mere yards from my open bedroom window, until about 3:00 this morning:
- There’s an invention you might want to look into. Known by many names, it’s generally called a toilet. I’m certain your hosts for the weekend have two in their home. One of the toilet’s many postive attributes is that it does away with the necessity of relieving yourself in the narrow strip of grass and gravel between houses.
- I strongly suggest you consider having your prostates checked. Five times in an hour seems truly excessive.
- I sincerely hope you’ll keep your Wee Willie Winkies safely tucked away tonight.